2015 Movie Reviews… In Catchphrases!
I did it last year and now, back by no demand whatsoever, are movies reviewed with a single catchphrase.
Ex Machina – Get Scared, Get Turned On, Get Killed!
Chappie – Pimp my robot
Trainwreck – She was. It wasn’t! Cutest use of a Billy Joel song ever.
Shaun The Sheep – Too good for words (& not one spoken)
Furious 7 – More flying cars than “Back To The Future 2”
Avengers 2 – A movie in a movie in a movie… A “Movie Turducken.” **
Mad Max, Fury Road – Furious 7, meet Furiosa. Take notes.
Tomorrowland – Too much “Today,” not enough “Tomorrow”
Spy – Long live the McCarthy Era
Inside Out – Weeee colors! Why is daddy crying?
Jurrasic World – I need more Peter Quill in my Pratt
Minons – Sidekicks become Frontkicks. Banana!
Terminator Genesys – He’s back before he’s back, then after he’s back
Ant-Man – Best Thomas The Train cameo of all time
American Ultra – Emo Bourne… and better than it should be
Steve Jobs – Mac-nificent.
MI: Rogue Nation – Enthused Cruise proves new fuse woos accrued views
The Martian – Save Matt Damon! Again! Too many potatoes!
Pan – Don’t count your franchises before they’re hatched
The Peanuts Movie – 2D plus 3D minus Snarky Chipmunks = Me smiling
Hunger Games 4, Mockingjay 2 – It’s over, I’m exhausted.
The Good Dinosaur – More like the “Kind of Okay” Dinosaur.
Creed – The best Rocky since Rocky isn’t even Rocky
The Force Awakens – 4 & 5 had a baby. Finn-tastic. Poe-erful. Hoo-REYYY!
** Shout out to writer / director Brian Smith for this one. I’m stuffed.