{"id":1096,"date":"2015-01-08T12:48:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T18:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/?p=1096"},"modified":"2015-01-08T12:48:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T18:48:22","slug":"2014-movie-reviews-in-catchphrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/?p=1096","title":{"rendered":"2014 Movie Reviews… in Catchphrases!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Robocop<\/strong> – Too much talk, not enough rock<\/p>\n

Lego Movie<\/strong> – Terrible idea. Shouldn\u2019t have worked. Awesome anyway.<\/p>\n

Grand Budapest Hotel<\/strong> – Wes Anderson does Wes Anderson<\/p>\n

Neighbors<\/strong> – Way better than a Seth Rogen movie should be<\/p>\n

Muppets Most Wanted<\/strong> – Ty Burrell: Best Muppet (& the new Clouseau)<\/p>\n

Noah<\/strong> – Rock people. Rock people???? <\/em><\/p>\n

Cap. 2, Winter Soldier<\/strong> – Superman, take notes<\/p>\n

Divergent<\/strong> – In the future we\u2019ll all be color-coordinated<\/p>\n

Amazing Spider-Man 2<\/strong> – Becoming a villain takes only two minutes!<\/p>\n

Godzilla<\/strong> – Why why why did Cranston die?<\/p>\n

X-Men: DOFP<\/strong> – Wolverine is Marty McFly<\/p>\n

How To Train Your Dragon 2<\/strong>– How to make a sequel<\/p>\n

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes<\/strong> – Apes + Guns = Ape – pocalypse!<\/em><\/p>\n

Guardians of the Galaxy<\/strong> – Dance off, bro. You and me.<\/p>\n

The Expendables 3<\/strong> – More people on the poster than in the theater<\/p>\n

Birdman<\/strong> – Great opening shot<\/p>\n

Big Hero 6<\/strong> – Naming the second one will be a problem<\/p>\n

Into The Woods<\/strong> – James Corden is the upscale Jim Gaffigan<\/p>\n

The Hobbit 3<\/strong> – I wish it had actually been about The Hobbit<\/p>\n

The Interview<\/strong> – Congrats hackers, you just hyped what you hate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Robocop – Too much talk, not enough rock Lego Movie – Terrible idea. Shouldn\u2019t have worked. Awesome anyway. Grand Budapest Hotel – Wes Anderson does Wes Anderson Neighbors – Way better than a Seth Rogen movie should be Muppets Most Wanted – Ty Burrell: Best Muppet (& the new Clouseau) Noah – Rock people. Rock […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1097,"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions\/1097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/coryedwards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}