2014 Movie Reviews… in Catchphrases!
Robocop – Too much talk, not enough rock
Lego Movie – Terrible idea. Shouldn’t have worked. Awesome anyway.
Grand Budapest Hotel – Wes Anderson does Wes Anderson
Neighbors – Way better than a Seth Rogen movie should be
Muppets Most Wanted – Ty Burrell: Best Muppet (& the new Clouseau)
Noah – Rock people. Rock people????
Cap. 2, Winter Soldier – Superman, take notes
Divergent – In the future we’ll all be color-coordinated
Amazing Spider-Man 2 – Becoming a villain takes only two minutes!
Godzilla – Why why why did Cranston die?
X-Men: DOFP – Wolverine is Marty McFly
How To Train Your Dragon 2– How to make a sequel
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes – Apes + Guns = Ape – pocalypse!
Guardians of the Galaxy – Dance off, bro. You and me.
The Expendables 3 – More people on the poster than in the theater
Birdman – Great opening shot
Big Hero 6 – Naming the second one will be a problem
Into The Woods – James Corden is the upscale Jim Gaffigan
The Hobbit 3 – I wish it had actually been about The Hobbit
The Interview – Congrats hackers, you just hyped what you hate